The Bird:

As a kid, I used to get annoyed when adults would point or push buttons with their middle finger. How are you going to tell me that it's rude to stick up my middle finger and then go around locating words on a page or selecting a floor in an elevator while flicking off the world?

Now I find myself using my middle finger for some utility. Mostly it is the most natural form to hit the button on the filtered water dispenser at work. I must be turning into an adult.