Wallets:

Some guys carry condoms in their wallets. I carry moist wet towelettes.

After eating an orange at lunch today, Esther asked if anyone had a moist wet towelette on them. It just so happened that I've been carrying one in my wallet just for such an occassion. Sadly, the towelette was all dried out even though it was still sealed in the silvery packet they come in. I don't really get it. Where does the moisture wetness go? It's a good thing I don't carry condoms around. I mean...